Seriously

JARED: Man! How can you… I mean seriously… Why?
How can you like that girl with the cutest pigtails?
I’m disgusted by you Paul?
I mean, how can you like that girl with the sweetest smile,
the meekest dimples, the most innocent eyes,
the smoothest complexion and
the most likeable disposition!
You can’t like a kind of girl like that!
Uh… you can’t JUST like her!

PAUL: Jared, Do you like her? I mean seriously man…
You just described her as an angel that fell from heaven!
Work with me here! And yes, I do like her.

JARED: What are you? Stupid? Of course not! I don’t like her!
Why would I? I mean, I don’t just like her,

I SIMPLY LOVE HER!