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Emerson Spartz
- 25, Male
- La Porte, IN
- United States
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Anouk van Detta joined Emerson Spartz's group
I know you because of JK Rowling
This remarkable woman is the reason we have friends. Yes, yes, we all have friends outside of HP.... but, come on.
May Ferent Love commented on Emerson Spartz's group Post-Potter Depression"im so sad tht fred weasley died and i cried for about months when dobby died
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Carolyn Snape commented on Emerson Spartz's group Post-Potter Depression"i recently got back into harry potter. it just makes me really sad that there is no more harry potter. pottermore is helping thoughh... "
Profile Information
- About me
- My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon... luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking - I suggest you try it.
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ADD GABY MONTERO as a friend because... um... she's awesome (and cute!)
----- If you need to get ahold of me, DO NOT SEND ME A MESSAGE! write on my wall. If you send me a message, I won't see it!
DO NOT SEND ME A MESSAGE!!
- My Hogwarts House
- Ravenclaw
- My favorite quotes
- I love to watch the children screaming and running around the playground... they don't know I'm using blanks.
I want to die in my sleep, like my grandpa... not screaming and yelling, like the passengers in his car.
As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
- My favorite Harry Potter book
- Goblet of Fire
- My favorite Harry Potter movie
- Prisoner of Azkaban
- Harry Potter events I've attended (fan conventions, live podcasts, Wizard Rock concerts, etc)
- ...a few...
- Where else you can find me online
- http://www.mugglenet.com
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Comment Wall (536 comments)
- At 2:54am on December 14, 2011,
Victoire Jean Granger said… Just thought I'd let you know, you have a fantastic sense of humour. And you're way cool.
- At 4:45pm on November 2, 2011,
soPhie said…
nice qoutes:)
- At 4:56pm on August 27, 2011,
Elizabeth said… Emerson,
I wish you and Gaby the best of luck. Thank you so much for Mugglenet. Good luck with Gaby.
Love ELizabeth
- At 12:42am on May 14, 2011,
Betty said… - I know you've probably been asked this alot & I'm sure you've also covered this issue somewhere that I haven't yet seen, but does MuggleNet plan on having an app for the Droid? Just curious, 'cuz I'd like to be able to catch up on my HP news anywhere:)
- At 9:13pm on March 9, 2011,
Brett Dugan said… - So I sent you a message... No response... What gives?
- At 4:59am on March 7, 2011,
NanyBlackFlames~ said… - you rock!!
- At 4:58am on March 07, 2011, NanyBlackFlames~ gave Emerson Spartz a gift…
- At 5:39pm on February 3, 2011,
♪✎Evie Marie EverdeenWeasley⚡❀ said… - hi :D
- At 5:21pm on January 20, 2011,
Ripley-I Miss Hedwig said…
hello ,
i would like you to emal me plz if you are so kind? i have questions about the site rules. please do not pass this off as a crazy persons spam.
title your message if you so choose to email me if you want to answer my questions, by the initials of your best seller so i will know it is you...btw this is not my every day address so if someone else emails me i can just shut down the my email account.
thank you for your time
- At 3:08am on December 8, 2010,
jennifer keyley said… - pass by
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